January 04, 2007
While walking on Pacific Avenue in downtown Santa Cruz this evening, I strode past a pickup truck with a rickety dog sitting in the back. Standing next to the dog on the outside of the truck bed were three extras from The Dukes of Hazzard movie. As I walked by, I managed to catch what was obviously the most important part of the conversation:
I don't know guys...In my experience, the hottest girls just kinda lay there and don't move.
I heard no more. But did I need to? That's right not-so-hot girls, it has been confirmed. You are better in bed because you move. Score!