As we head into the final weekend before a U.S. election, I’ve been waiting for the now standard “Death to America, but vote for Bush” video from our favorite Jihadist, Osama bin Laden. After all, how better to scare the American people into voting Republican than with a grainy video featuring the enemy — a…continued →
Category Archives: Rants
Customer Disservice
Jun 22 2006
We have all dealt with poor customer service at least a few times in our lives. And most of the time I attribute the poor experience to my frustration combined with a less than knowledgeable customer service representative. Vincent Ferrari, however, had a whole other experience. Let me preface this by saying that AOL has…continued →
What will they look like?
Jun 15 2006
Tonight I had a what will our children look like discussion with my wife. You know you’ve had them. This one came up because my wife’s side of the family have a propensity to develop an underbite during puberty. That is when your lower jaw does a bit too much growing and sticks out further…continued →
Open letter to a not-so-smart individual
Feb 24 2006
Dear Mr. Brown sweatshirt, tan pants, and bad breath, Thank you for demonstrating your chimp-like ability to tear down green-colored paper outside my apartment last night. Most chimps would have stopped at one or two fliers and begun playing throwing their own excrement. But you showed amazing opposable-thumb skills and ripped down nearly ten! I’ll…continued →