OMG, Terrorists!

I’m sure by now you know about the improbable, convenient alleged terrorist plot against Fort Dix. We’ll have to keep track of how that plays out in the realm of REALITY, which is far different from the realm of MEDIA COVERAGE.

In the meantime, while we’re on the subject of terrorists, why didn’t these guys get more attention? Or is it that only Arabs can be terrorists? Or is it that America needed a bogeyman to forget about A.G. Gonzales shenanigans, Iraq, Karl Rove’s emails, and 3 Republicans who went on live TV and said they didn’t “believe in evolution.”

Let’s watch as the terror alert color wheel makes its triumphant return to the cable new circus tent.

On pet food and things

I haven’t written anything substantive in quite awhile (I’m continuously threatened by friends with the “I’ve stopped checking” line), but I’ve had a lot on my mind recently, so forgive me if I just blast out several posts without much to follow. Of course I could make the hollow promise that I’ll get back to posting regularly. But that would be a lie, and since I’m not the president, I don’t want to lie. But I digress.

Other members of my family have been very active on the pet food story, and I suggest you check that out for more exhaustive reporting on the topic. But I’d like to reiterate a point that isn’t being played out in the media loudly enough: One company makes pet food for 90 different brands

I’ve often thought that humans tend to underestimate the importance of pet food. It tends to fall in the same category as watering the plants. I’ve pissed on plants and told anyone within earshot I was watering the plants. In the same vein, I’ve seen people get ecstatic over $.25 per can for cat food with no care or concern for the ingredients or manufacturer. Now the lack of diversity in pet food manufacturers is on display for all of America to see and I’m surprised it isn’t being taken more seriously. What does it mean that two major companies involved in this recall (Proctor & Gamble, Colgate Palmolive) are better known for their human-oriented products? Do you think the same manufacturing environment exists with their human-oriented products? You pay more for Brand A thinking it is superior to Brand B and the find out the same company makes both brands and neither is any different and both could be harmful to you in some way. Granted, there is more oversight in human products, but I think it is fair to assume these companies will make every attempt to slip past regulation and oversight.

I don’t think of my cats as second-class citizens and I’d like to believe the same companies that make my shampoo, toothpaste, fabric softener, and various other products that are absorbed into my skin take my health just as seriously as the health of my pets. I’m not convinced they do.

Two-faced

When did John McCain become a useless, marginalized political hack? Speaking on the upcoming senate non-binding resolutions on Iraq, McCain said this about the impending resolutions:

This is a vote of no confidence in both the mission and the troops who are going over there.

Anyone, especially a United States politician, who uses this tired, pathetic argument against his political opponents is both questionable in patriotism and questionable in moral. Attaching an opinion of our troops to an opinion of our foreign policy is deporable partisan hackery usually only reserved for AM radio and FOX News Channel. Maybe McCain is thinking he’d like to work in media hackery after he loses in the 2008 primaries.

Bush takes command of the obvious

Get up this morning and check the headlines on Newsvine and top of the list is this (headline may change throughout the day):
Bush says 'Pull my finger'
Does anyone laugh? Do they break out into full guffaw when he says shit like this? Do you think maybe the insurgents have hurt the effort? Just a bit, huh? I certainly hope the next question went like this:

Question asker: Mr. President, given what you just said, WTF?

The Decider: Uh, uh, BLT. (snarky laugh). Gotcha there didn’t I Stretch?

I’ve begun repeating a phrase in my head when I see stuff like this. In my head, in the driest tone I can muster, I repeat “Worst. President. Ever.”

More on this to come, Rob