Keith Olbermann nails it.

For the past 4 and a half years, I have dreamed of the perfect blog post. I have started it and stopped it in my head over and over and over again. It is the post in which I eloquently, emotionally and concisely convey my feelings about the way George W. Bush has led this country to its darkest hour. In that blog post, I express just how distraught I have been at times, wondering why our president professes to love America so much while he tears it to pieces. The well-worded blog post would expose Mr. Bush as the lying cheater he is; and why America — indeed the world — no longer considers him worth the effort of common respect. He is, without any doubt, the worst president this country has ever seen, and the most embarrassing leader a country of our greatness has ever had to endure. I hoped to capture that in written word here.

Last night, Keith Olbermann delivered the monologue I had hoped to write. I can finally point people to something that truly expresses how I feel about this president.

Thank you, sir.

Opting Out of Paper

Update: This is a very helpful reference, provided by the City of Santa Cruz. (via @jingleyfish on Twitter)

This afternoon, as I did the customary, bi-monthly task of sorting through the giant pile of mail that resides on a table near our front door, I decided enough was enough. I’m done with paper-wasting. Done with the environmental consequences of having useless information — information I have not solicited — delivered to me at the expense of living organisms. Done with the volume of paper that I neither read nor feel the need to pass on to others going straight into the recycle bin without so much as a second glance.

So, I hit up my friend, The Internet, for some ideas on how to reduce my paper mail footprint. The Internet, as always, came through. Here are a few ideas for reducing your paper mail (and thus your carbon) footprint.

Direct Marketing

The Direct Marketing Association has a website, dmachoice.org where you can opt-out of their mailing lists. Since their mailing lists account for most unsolicited catalogs and other mailed advertisements, this action alone can reduce your volume of unsolicited mail significantly. The process is pretty simple: you create an account and opt-out. Done. You can change your preferences at any time, so if you ever want to go back to proxy-slaughtering trees, you can ;-).

One aspect of this process I found amusing was the DMA’s reasoning that you should not opt-out of their mailings because you’ll be harming the environment. On the confirmation page, they warn that, if you don’t receive paper catalog mailers, you’ll just get in your car and drive to the mall. As opposed to not receiving a paper catalog, not getting in my car, and just shopping online and getting better prices? You lost me.

If you’re hooked on some of the catalogs you get already but want to opt-out of the mailings you haven’t asked for, you can try catalogchoice.org. Catalog Choice gives you more granular control over what you get and don’t get, allowing you to unsubscribe to individual catalogs.

Credit Card Offers

In my search to remove myself from the paper nightmare of direct marketing, I discovered that you can also opt-out of pre-screened credit card offers. AWESOME! optoutprescreen.com is a website setup by the Consumer Credit Reporting Industry to allow you to remove yourself from pre-screened credit card offers. Again, the process is simple although it requires more sensitive information: your Social Security number and a valid credit card. This is information they already have and they use it to verify your identity. I wasn’t quite comfortable giving that information out, so I did some poking around and found an article from AARP Magazine recommending optoutprescreen.com. I thought that was a trustworthy endorsement, so I signed up. You can opt-out of pre-screened credit card offers for 5-years or for life. In order to opt-out for life, you have to sign a form and mail it in. I will sacrifice a little paper now to save reams of paper later.

I’m hoping that these two actions alone will reduce my paper mail footprint by more than 90%. In addition, I have all of my bills sent to me via email now and only receive paper bills from a couple of companies. Please pass on any other ideas to reduce your paper mail footprint. I’d love to hear more.

Macworld Spoilers Suck

'There's Something in The Air' Macworld Banner from macinate's photostream on FlickrTomorrow I’m taking the day off work and heading to Macworld at Moscone Center in San Francisco. Yup, that’s right, I’m taking the day off work. So you get the hint that I:

1. Like going to Macworld
2. Enjoy surprises

I really look forward to “the new thing” being introduced and gawked at by the geek masses. That is one of the best parts of Macworld, the surprise. I’m too old to believe in Santa Claus, birthday party magicians, or unicorns (although part of me holds out hope). But I can count on a cool new gadget from Apple every January and whether I ever purchase said new gadget, the surprise is always worth it.

I must be in the minority however, because everywhere you go on the web, people are telling everyone rumors about what Steve Jobs will deliver tomorrow morning at the “Stevenote”. Yes, I know it happens every year. Yes, I know that the rumor game is just as fun as the surprise for some people. However, I believe breaking the secret of what will be revealed is akin to telling the kids there is no Santa Claus, that party magicians are fake, or that there are no unicorns (NOOOOOOO!!!). It sucks the wonder out of the event and the surprise. We should be thankful that Uncle Steve still comes to Christmas with something new. The fact that Apple has been able to maintain this kind of hype and surprise for the last several years is amazing. We should enjoy it and live inside of the wonder, not kill ourselves trying to spoil it for everyone.

Surprises are special gifts. Whether you actually get something tangible or not usually doesn’t matter. It is a moment when — despite your expectations — life catches you off-guard in a joyous way. You smile bigger than normal and usually a piece of your true self is revealed for everyone around you. I love surprises.

Uncle Steve’s coming to town tomorrow and he’s got a few surprises. I’ll be offline until then.

Rob

Can you see the real them?

I have to admit that I’ve been keeping more careful watch over Republican candidates for president that any other party’s candidates. It’s kind of like watching middle school children try to jockey their way to the role of coolest kid in their peer group. A laughable display of who can appear the most conservative without alienating the other 70% of America before next fall, when they will disparately need that 70% to get elected the next President of the United States.

First they all say how much they support the war and the president’s agenda (or complete lack there of) for Iraq. They fall all over each other professing how long they have supported the war.

John McCain
I’ve supported this war since day 1
Rudy Giuliani
I supported this war since the day those evil-doing, airplane-hijacking, baby-eating terrorists flew planes into my World Trade Center. I was there you know.
Mitt Romney
I’ve supported this war since I was a fetus. And let me talk about the sanctity of life…
John McCain
Well, I’ve supported this war since I was a hostage during WWII
Rudy Giuliani
I’ve supported this war since I was first married. And I’ve been married 18 times!
Mitt Romney
Did I mention I’m against abortion?
Rudy Giuliani
Did you know Democrats planted bombs in my World Trade Center on 9/11 and told Jewish people to stay home?

From there it escalates to all out wrestling between Giuliani and McCain, with Romney on the side because his hair can’t handle sudden movements.

Politics in America has taken a serious credibility hit since the 2000 election and the subsequent failure of our current president. It’s great to see these guys doing their best to raise the level of debate to something above middle school social group

The media have mostly played along, walking in lock step with their pre-determined role for each contender. McCain is the maverick. He’s so maverick, he agrees with Bush on the course of the war in Iraq. A war that could have gone better if I had let my cat plan it. And my cat can’t even speak english or read rehearsed lines from notes!

The media has dubbed Rudy America’s mayor. He seems to have credibility on foreign policy despite his only experience being that he was mayor of New York City on the day it was struck by international terrorism. Sound like someone you want to fix America’s foreign policy black eye?

Next summer, when the dust settles and the Republican contender emerges, let’s see if all of these dry turds coming out of these guy’s mouths get thrown back at them. When they start dancing around all of this raw meat they’ve had to throw to “the base,” will an astute media ask how they could make such contradictory statements.

Maybe they’ve already made contradictory statements. Have you heard any? Maybe you’ve heard something better than my mock debate above. I’d like to have a repository of sorts gathered here so we can look back. Think about this post as we move through this race and come back as you hear these guys waffle. When you see the goodies, post them here.