In a couple of years the international community will come to Bejing to “[bring] people together in peace to respect universal moral principles.” That’s right, Bejing, where an oppressive government exists that still kills its people during protests, will host the 2008 Olympics. I guess we can hope that shining the light of peace on [...]

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On Tuesday, voters in Dover, Pennsylvania, sent their Intelligent Design pimping school board home with a big fat F. In response to the vote, cracker jack TV evangelist Pat Robertson had this to say: “I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to [...]

I have been doing my best impression of the Democratic Party by not saying anything for awhile. Similar to Democrats, I have been mostly sitting back and enjoying the implosion happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue of late. Additionally, I’ve been nursing a very sore right wrist that came on very suddenly. Hoping to avoid carpal [...]