I’m sure by now you know about the improbable, convenient alleged terrorist plot against Fort Dix. We’ll have to keep track of how that plays out in the realm of REALITY, which is far different from the realm of MEDIA COVERAGE.

In the meantime, while we’re on the subject of terrorists, why didn’t these guys get more attention? Or is it that only Arabs can be terrorists? Or is it that America needed a bogeyman to forget about A.G. Gonzales shenanigans, Iraq, Karl Rove’s emails, and 3 Republicans who went on live TV and said they didn’t “believe in evolution.”

Let’s watch as the terror alert color wheel makes its triumphant return to the cable new circus tent.