You might be shocked to read this so hold your breath. Take a seat, put the dog outside, grab a bottle of spring water and an ice pack.

Our noble leader has decided (he is the decider) that any future FEMA directors can also be as incompetent as “Brownie.”

Frankly, I’m not shocked. I don’t think anyone is. After all we are dealing with the Messiah-in-Chief here (Mess for short). But what always gets me about these stories coming out is the collective American reaction. That reaction goes something like this:

At least we’re safe from al qaeda. Want to get some pizza?

He’s managed to get away with it for 6 years now America. It’s time for a new message. A new mandate. Bring on the second week of November.